My relationship with coconuts is over.

I don't want to smell, eat, taste, lick, and touch coconuts ever again.

I certainly do not want to write papers about how coconuts are the Philippines' only hope ever ever ever again, only to submit it to an exhibitionist professor.

And yet, I disgustingly know too much about them, I could puke.

Even the word is too disgusting for me. Believe me, coconuts become more than just coconuts when you take this class under THIS professor.

NutsNutsNuts, I am.